Alright, my roommate just went off the far end and proceeded to drink ALL my beer, in MY fridge with HIS girlfriend while I was away Saturday night, thinking somehow I might not notice this.
Now we've went back and fourth plenty, antiquing each other, and random stupid ish like that, but as far as I'm concerned a man never messes with another mans beer, and proceedes to act like it didn't happen. (Other friend called me saturday night at like 3:00 Am going "Hey since ____ gets your beer, can I have one?") I figure it's more then game on.
He's got his Frats 30th Anniversary Friday night which is as far as I'm concerned a perfect target, so how many of you guys have used exlax as revenge or been a victim too? I was thinking of getting the powder and dissolving it in all his drinks, or perhaps make like a trail mix with chocalate laxative in it.
I don't care, anythings game now, and if you have better ideas then exlax throw 'em out, I promise I'll have pictures and possibly even video if I can get this to work, right now I'm still pissed as hell as I hadn't even made it back to my room yet.
Dude, be civil and talk to your roommate about it if him drinking all your beer bothers you so much. Putting laxative in someone's drink is a lawsuit waiting to happen, and I don't know how large doses can affect a person. After all, its just beer.
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Don't worry about that, we've been friends since 3rd grade, and I promise we've did worse before, but I figure this is perfect game. Sides, people tend to learn a LOT quicker from their mistakes this way, then talking.
I've heard that stuff is actually seriously dangerous and can health issues. I'd rather find a way with laxative and have at it, I'm thinking like just powdered laxative in ALL his drinks in the fridge... Him/girlfriend/whoever else. It'll be epic.
Well I know my roommate really doesn't eat chocolate often, although that might work. I'm about to go to wal mart before I'm heading back. I dunno, I'm thinking of buying like a thing of apple turnovers and just DOSING them with laxative... I know he'd eat it without second thought, so that might work..
FYI: Adulterating food or drink can not only end up getting you a lawsuit, it can be grounds for a formal assault charge.
The 'Ex-Lax Revenge' stories go back decades. Yes, it's happened ...
However ... You need to know that excessive doses of laxatives can cause serious medical problems, even on a one-time basis.
Bottom Line: If you gotta get revenge - don't do it biochemically ...
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My grandma did that at her work about 10 years ago. She used to bring a chocolate cupcake with her to work in her lunch and someone kept eating it so she made one with ex-lax in the frosting and that person never touched her cupcakes again. But I wouldn't reccomend it it could be dangerous.
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