Make your Own Jerry Springer Show!!

[radtcma]

my sister sent me this through email so I gave it a "CT" feel.... It's one of those things where it just tells you tom give a name, or weapon and it fills it in from there

The Jerry Springer Show : Episode 627 : "Marriage Meltdown!"


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[The crowd starts chanting "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"]

Jerry: Tonight on "The Jerry Springer Show" we have a particularly interesting episode! radtcma is here to finally confess something to a long-time friend, fabtaco. So everyone, please put your hands together for radtcma!

[The crowd whoops and hollers]

Jerry: Okay, now radtcma you're here to talk about someone aren't you?

You: Yes.

Jerry: And what is this other person's name?

You: lei87.

[The crowd squeals with delight]

Jerry: Okay, okay, well lei87, is actually here tonight ...

[The crowd squeals]

Jerry: But first we have a surprise for you radtcma, because as it happens there is someone else here to see you! So let's bring out ... AZSCTACO!

You: What the HELL!!!

[Out of nowhere you pull out a light saber. AZSCTACO reaches for the Sparco Racing Seat. Out of the shadows ChrisTaco's girlfriend appears]

ChrisTaco's girlfriend: Wait everybody, wait!

Jerry: Yes, everybody let's just calm down for a moment here. First, tell us why you're here AZSCTACO.

AZSCTACO: Because I saw radtcma and ChrisTaco's girlfriend making out at desert strike!

[The crowd goes absolutely insane]

ChrisTaco's girlfriend: That's a lie! I was home watching TRUCKS!!

Jerry: [raising his hands] Hold on, hold on, I'm missing the problem here ... what exactly is the problem AZSCTACO?

AZSCTACO: Because I've recently been taking part in a sexual relationship with fabtaco who has recently become engaged to ChrisTaco's girlfriend.

[The crowd hollers, screams and whoops in an orchestra of orgasmic excitement]

Jerry: Okay, okay. Well why don't we bring fabtaco out here because radtcma had something that they needed to tell them anyway about ... lei87 that's right!

fabtaco: [enters onto stage and saunters over towards you] What's the deal? I saw you outside getting it on with lei87! You know how I feel about lei87!

ChrisTaco's girlfriend: [screams] What? Why the hell did you ask me to marry you if you're in love with lei87!

fabtaco: Because I knew that I could never have lei87. But radtcma promised me that they'd never hook up out of respect for my feelings!

ChrisTaco's girlfriend: What about respect for my feelings!

[AZSCTACO walks suddenly across the stage, embracing fabtaco]

AZSCTACO: Don't worry baby, you don't need any of them now that you have me.

[Again the crowd squeals]

ChrisTaco's girlfriend: Oh my God! Are you sick!?

[ChrisTaco's girlfriend runs across the room and wraps their arms around you tightly]

ChrisTaco's girlfriend: radtcma take me away from all of this!

You: You see? That's the thing ... I'm ... well, I'm married ...

[The crowd does its bit]

ChrisTaco's girlfriend: Married?

[You nod]

ChrisTaco's girlfriend: Who the hell are you married to? When ... when did this happen? I don't understand!

You: The other day. In Vegas. I'm married to lei87.

fabtaco: [screaming] WHAT!!!

Jerry: [grinning widely, makes an enquiry] So ... did you have a nice wedding night?

lei87: [stepping back out onto center stage] Well we had sex 69 times if that's what you mean.

[The crowd squeals]

Jerry: Okay, okay. So let me get this all straight ... radtcma is married to lei87 who fabtaco has secretly been in love with for years and years. Now fabtaco has recently become engaged to ChrisTaco's girlfriend who was recently spotted kissing radtcma in desert strike. Now on top of this, AZSCTACO has just admitted to being in a sexual relationship with fabtaco.

lei87: That's right Jerry.

Jerry: [looking sternly into the camera] It's times like these that one has to wonder whether or not these people are aware that they are quite clinically insane. Perhaps we should be spending more on psychiatric health funds in this country, perhaps we should just ban Vegas to cut down on impulse marriages. Perhaps I should get a new job. Thanks for watching folks - it's been great - but for now, take care of yourselves ... and each other.

[Cue cheesy background music and fade to black]

[MysticGold04]

That was great man.. thanks for the afternoon laugh!

[rednecktaco]

-sitting in his chair, munching on popcorn and drinkin' a dr. pepper.-
dis [censored] gettin good.

[Racer_X]

You are a sad, sad man!

[radtcma]

just so everyone knows, I just put names in. I had NO clue where/how they would end up. I promise

Yes. This is my disclaimer

[AZSCTACO]

Dude....all my employees think I'm nutts.....I'm reading this laughing my ass off ....thats some funny [censored]. And for the record.....I do the pitching....fab does the receiving.

**that was joke Fab.....just in case you were about to throw grenades at me**

[lifetrddeath]

hahahahah that came out PERFECT. spooky how it knows, lol.

[ChrisTaco]

You scare me....alot. lol Pretty funny nonetheless.

[radtcma]

I'm bumping this cause it's funny as hell

[MillerTime]

hahahahah that came out PERFECT. spooky how it knows, lol.

A little too spooky!